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Jan. 26th, 2017

A world without Oliver by my side every second isn't a world I want to live in.

Let's go home.

Dec. 12th, 2016

Listen, next door fucks. I know my kids are loud. I know little voices are yelling and little feet are running around and throwing things.

But, before you pound on my door AGAIN let me remind you that not only am I a horribly unpleasant person, but I am also going on next to no sleep, haven't eaten a full meal in a week, the fucking moon is tomorrow and OH YEAH MY GODDAMN HUSBAND IS IN FUCKING JAIL.

So. Knock on the wall ONE MORE FUCKING TIME.

Nov. 21st, 2016

Hey. Husband.

We're going on holiday. Goblins are sending me to India. We leave in an hour.

Oct. 27th, 2016

So I'm getting married on Monday.

[Warded to Friends of Daphne and Oliver]
Stag do and hen night at Saints and Sinners tomorrow night.

Come get stupid drunk with us.


[Warded to Oliver]

I love you.

Oct. 14th, 2016

This morning Oliver slipped on one of the towels I left in the bathroom, discovered I forgot to wash his favorite coffee mug, realized I drank the last of the milk, and found the carton of eggs sitting empty in the fridge.

He didn't so much as yell at me.

I believe this means he's accepted his lot in life.

[Warded to Amelia and Mandy]

You guys shouldn't make plans for the 31st.

Oct. 10th, 2016

[Warded to all Orgy Guests ]

It seems like there are people who might be interested in having a good time on a more regular basis.

Perhaps we need to form a little group.

Oct. 4th, 2016

Astoria Greengrass was the kindest person I've ever known. When I was turned and my family turned away from me, my sister stood by my side. She loved me unconditionally, most so when I least deserved it.

While I may never know what happened to my sister, I take comfort in knowing she will never have to endure any more heartache from this hateful world.

Today I said my final goodbye to my sister. Our time together was too short. In her memory, I hope to be a better person like she was.

Spellotaped )

Oct. 1st, 2016

[Warded to Friends]

My sister is dead. I found her body today. My parents and I will be having a private memorial service for family only.

I don't want to talk about it. Don't bring it up. Ever.


[Warded to Oliver]

I can't sleep. Go running with me?

Aug. 10th, 2016

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. GIVE HER BACK TO ME RIGHT THE FUCK NOW.

[Warded to Friends]
I need an alibi. Now.

Jul. 19th, 2016

Today, I and thirty-two other werewolves went to the Ministry of Magic.

No witches or wizards were injured.

No one was bitten.

We delivered our proposed changes to the law to the Minister's office and left just as peacefully as we'd arrived.

It is time that werewolves be treated as victims rather than predators. Do not let the actions of a select few tarnish your view on all of us.

We will be treated equally. We will be given the same rights as other witches and wizards. And we will no longer be tracked and monitored like common criminals.

[Warded to Oliver]
I can't wait to run with you tonight.

Jul. 5th, 2016

Sometimes when you come back after being out of the country your boyfriend keeps you occupied for two days and doesn't let you talk to anyone or do anything that involves getting out of bed.


But, just so everyone knows, I'm back. And Oliver is letting me talk to you all again.

[Warded to Ronnie & Mandy]
What did I miss?

Jul. 1st, 2016

[Warded to Oliver]

There are people in camp having sex and not being quiet about it.

I want to kill them.

Jun. 25th, 2016

[Warded to Oliver]
Sleeping alone sucks.

Jun. 23rd, 2016

There are worse things to see in the morning.




[Oliver]
I saw you two hours ago and I already miss you.

Jun. 21st, 2016

You don't get a recovery day when you're leaving the country in two days.

Everything hurts and I just sat through a four hour meeting reviewing with my team our procedures and plan for when we get to Peru.

Kill me now.

[Warded to Ronnie]
Thanks for the gift, jerk.

[Warded to Clint]
I'm going to miss Addy's birthday. I'll stop in and see her while you're at work tomorrow.

[Warded to Mandy & Ronnie]
Oliver told me he loved me last night.

Jun. 18th, 2016

[Warded to Rhad]

If you have a fucking problem with me then I STRONGLY suggest you take it up with me.

I will rip your throat out.

Nothing is more amusing than seeing your boyfriend get jealous and cranky for no reason.

Jun. 13th, 2016

Personally I think we should have a mass orgy just to really tell them to fuck off.

Jun. 11th, 2016

The fastest way to piss off Oliver Wood is to leave wet towels on the floor.

The second fastest way is to drink all his firewhiskey.

Chances are my charming boyfriend is going to start yelling at me soon.

Jun. 8th, 2016

It's a good feeling to be one of the better cursebreakers on your team.

Especially when you've just been promoted.

Guess who is heading up their own dig in Peru later this month? Oh right, that'd be me.

[Oliver]
Werewolf perk - No hangovers.

Meet me at the Dragon Scale when you get done with training? We're celebrating.

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